Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Countdown to 50



Day's until I turn 50............1,178

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Kit make's the man



There has been much confussion lately as to who rides for what team. In an effort to make everyone feel like one big cycling community a show of solidairoty was evendent on the Saturday ride.

Next week all riders will be asked to wear the Kit of there respected allegence. I for one will continue to look toward a day when no Kit will be required.

Body Suit man , now thats a team I know some of you can get behind.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Sharks and old peolpe like Florida ?




Shark mystery finally solved?

Each winter, the basking sharks that live in the northern Atlantic and Pacific oceans vanish for the cold season. Where do they go? The question has puzzled scientists for decades, but they have uncovered at least part of the answer.

The basking shark populations that live off New England head to the tropics, National geographic reports.

Scientists solved the mystery by tagging 25 of the giant fish and tracking them with satellite transmitters. Many of the sharks swam to Florida. Others headed to the Caribbean.

"When a tag popped up in the Caribbean Sea, the scientists said they were really blown away,"

My grandparents and every other person I know living in the northeast heads to Florida or Arizona every winter. Are you really telling me, a team of scientist from Seaworld of Cincinnati and National geographic, used infrared satellites to determine that people much like sharks enjoy warmer water?

I can wait for the Adult Book store study that shows more 8 inch vibrators are sold than 3 inch ones.

God Bless the scientific community and the government grants that keep this good work going.

Friday, May 8, 2009

You think you know peolpe





The 1994 Major league baseball strike led to the cancellation of 948 games and the entire post season and the World Series.

The relevance of the above action is an important foot note on any response to what happened to Manny Ramirez yesterday. Major league baseball needed something to get the public excited about baseball and return to the park.

That next season saw an epic home run battle by Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire. The list of other mediocre players hitting home runs was ridiculous. The fuel of choice back then was Andro, the rub, the clear and Hgh. What ever happened to Tang?

If you think there is any sport in the world that is not full of people using you performance enhancing drugs than you are the one high on crack.

Steroids, HGH, cow urine, horse feces, or West African bullfrog semen. Is Pete Rose still not in the Baseball hall of fame for betting on his own team to win games?

If you honestly think that in the last 10 years one team for even one season had NO PLAYERS using Steroids or HGH you’re kidding yourself. Please save the, “Oh but this guy only did it for one year,” and, “No one knows how long he was doing it.” Save that.

I guess my point is this. Baseball is not much different than a Urban Cougar. She was getting a little old and tired looking so she went in for some work. Botox, tummy tuck and Boob Job.
Major League baseball went the same route.

Manny got caught loaded up with female Estrogen. My old Red Sox Manny jersey always fit me a little weird in the chest area and now I know why.